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| "GOOD MORNING CHILDREN'S PENISES" |
Imagine if a man dressed up like an old woman, with fake breasts and fake teeth. Imagine if he wore an old grey frock and a rubber face. Imagine he talked in a Scottish accent and flirted with bus drivers Imagine if he did these things then came in your house and took care of your children. Robin Williams did all of these things. He is verging on fucking all the children in the world.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
Jack
Robbie Williams plays a 10 year old man-child who goes to a normal school. He is apparently a 10 year old in a man's body, though he obviously would love it to be the other way round. He wears three quater length shorts and sports a rucksack. The other kids bully him. But it doesnt matter, because it all a cover, for him to touch so many children.
Hook
Robin Williams plays a ten year old man-child who comes from a magic land. he enters children's rooms via their windows and persuades them to come on a magic adventure with him. Hold his hand and you'll fly he says. Yeah right, right onto hiscock
Hook
Robin Williams plays a ten year old man-child who comes from a magic land. he enters children's rooms via their windows and persuades them to come on a magic adventure with him. Hold his hand and you'll fly he says. Yeah right, right onto his
Jumanji
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| Who wouldn't he touch? |
Toys
30 year old man-child Robin Williams owns a whole toy factory. A giant toy factory. His sister is a robot. Just look at him
Alladin
He's a shape shifting ghost-man-child that can touch you. The entire lower half of his body comes to a giant erect point and if you rub him he emerges. You know why he hangs round with that rug? So when he's done hes got something to roll you up in...
Good Will Hunting
He was abused as a child and now hangs round with a young man who shared a similar experience. I suppose together they can carry the heavier ones.
Good Morning Vietnam
He befriends a young boy during the Vietnam war. He takes him to the cinema, talks to him about girls and plays baseball with him. He also impersonates a teacher to become closer to him. There relationship causes so much controversy that it results in
Insomnia
He plays a fucking pedophile!
One Hour Photo
He plays a man who stalks people and pho.....he plays a pedophile
Consluion
There is irrefutable evidence here that Robin Williams penis looks like a babies arm clutching an apple, except the apple is his balls and the arm is literally a babies arm. Too much? Looking through that list is like a pervert's CV. I guarantee in his next feature film he'l play the pan piper.
In all honesty though, Robin Williams is a fine actor and a truly lovely man. I know this because he used to hold me oh so tight.
From the Editor 'A pretty sexually abused deal'
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5 comments:
OMGAWD! I always said that crazy-azz looking old man was a pedobear :D
Thanks for posting this!
Cant really read this 'hilarious' article because of the obnoxious cretin giving the finger in the background.
This is something I have known for many years....it is so blatantly obvious. Most people are just too blind to see it.
most importantly he ain't funny.
when I was young I watched him in Mork and Mindy and his one trick pony act became damn tiresome before that show finally ended after it was one the air for WAY too long and he had a long career doing the same thing over and over.
why is Death To Smoochy Rainbow Randalf not in this?!!!! He plays a glitter rainbow homosexual kid lover that makes cookies shaped like penises for the kids?!
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