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| 'What does this even mean?' |
I recently decided that my room doesn't look enough like a PE lesson from 1996, so I thought that I should get a giant, obnoxious beanbag, from which I could be more comfortable while playing video games and masturbating. I call this 'Masterplaytion' - what? Im a wordsmith, or a 'Vocabucer'*. I came up with words you use every day like - 'Giantole'*, 'Whoreasaur'* and 'Ridicuphile'*.
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| 'Cum Shot' |
I came to realise that finding a beanbag suitable for your environment is treacherous territory. Is it too big? is it the wrong colour? Can men have suede, unless used in tasteful red jackets, slippers or y-fronts. Should it speak about me as a person, possibly a Thomas the Tank Engine number would suit me? He's classy, he's mobile, always smiling and shaped like a 30 foot cigar. Whats not to like? 'I could be the Fat Controller from the privacy of my own home. That said, spending my evenings sitting on Thomas's face while jerking off does sound like an activity that man would undertake. He talks to TRAINS! They should call him 'Dr.Choolittle'...wordsmith.
Unfortunately, their aren't all that many places that exclusively sell beanbags, there aren't really any places that sell devonshire air or canned shit either, but god created Ebay for a reason. And aside from the obvious one - 'Selling your stolen/broken/stained goods' to the elderly woman who feels that a 'Super Happy Fun Kettle with Antique qualities' is definitely a purchase worth making, it really is the place to buy bean bags....and babies.
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Meal - Deal
* Vocabucer - Vocabulary Sorcerer
* Giantole - Giant Mole
* Whoreasaur - Part whore, part dinosaur, or any woman who closely resembles one
* Ridicuphile - Someone who molest's jesters.
From The Editor , 'a pretty comfortable deal'
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