Editorial: I Hate Britain's Fattest Man

This is Paul, he is Britain's fattest man, I apologise if you find this picture disgusting, but that is because Paul is a fat piece of shit. Paul unfortunately has another affliction, he cant stop crying. 
Over the course of one Channel 4 documentary Paul cries over 20 times. He cries when he eats, he cries when hes moved, he cries when he becomes aware that cars are fast. He cries when journalists 'invade his home', despite him sanctioning his massive fucking head being shown on national television. He cries when his carer leaves. He cries when they dont get a Chinook helicopter to take him to hospital for his treatment. Once he receives his free treatment he then cries because they cut his funding. He breaks a glass, an NHS glass, more tax payers money. He is a big ungrateful bastard


He makes ridiculous statements:


'This fold on my leg has a mind of it own' - THATS BECAUSE ITS A LUMP OF FAT PAUL, 


'Its a shock to your system having your carer leave' - But not being told that you weigh 56 stone


'How can the Sun say i weigh 70 stone, they dont know that' - Thats because Paul, if I put you on a beach and painted you blue, animal conservationists would try and roll you into the sea.


'im on top of the world at the moment' - You are another world Paul, a whole other place.


And then what do they do after his operation, after he's dropped the weight, they dress him up like fucking Rocky 

I hate you Paul.

From The Editor - 'I ate a whole pizza while I watched'